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Banta Singh saw an exhausted Santa Singh running up to him.

What happened to you Santaji?"

"There was this nasty big bull in my street that nearly killed me today."

"Oh really, what happened?"

"I was just walking quietly wearing this red shirt, when the animal came charging at me like a locomotive! He almost got me!"

"So, how did you get away?"

"Well the bull kept slipping. He slipped three times, and that gave me a chance to make it to the fence and jump over."

"That"s scary Santaji. If it had been me, I would probably have shit all over the place."

"Oye! ULLU DEY PATHEYA !!! What do you think the bull was slipping on?"



ps: sorry yar .. wrong section... admin can pick this thread and run away like banta ji all the way to joke section to move it over there.