1)Sardar calling to get the phone number.
2)Sardar spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it
said "concentrate."
3)Sardar puts lipstick on his forehead because he wanted to make up his mind.
4)Sardar tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
5)Sardar sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
6)Sardar tried to drown a fish.
7)Sardar thought a quarterback was a refund.
8)Sardar got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
9)Sardar tripped over a cordless phone.
10)Sardar asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
11)Sardar studied for a blood test.
12)When Sardar heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, he moved.
13)When Sardar missed the 44 bus, he took the 22 bus twice instead.
14)When Sardar went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport
Left" he turned around and went home.
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